My Gift and My Curse
being down the shore for the week has deprived me of my time at MyPhl17. when i woke around 11:00 a.m. i was greeted with a text from tony, my boss, asking if i was in today. after reminding him that i was in the lovely town of ocean city for the week, he wished me the best on my vacation and reminded me of the single greatest perk of working in the television industry.
that’s right, the TV Badge. when i started my internship at the station i received an I.D. card with the MyPhl Logo on it. That’s when Tony revealed the secret behind these badges. the fact that women flocked to the sight of television personnel was the attraction behind the laminated identification.
perhaps it could have been of great use down here in Ocean City where the women pass by the dozens. but my girlfriend, who is accompanying me, would fullheartedly disapprove. i would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the MyPhl staff for wasting their efforts in making my own TV Badge. as that badge sits on the dashboard of my hynudai tiburon with no airbags, i know that i have let you guys down.
